Sharon Osbourne has got a book out called Revenge. As a woman who likes to wrap her turds in Tiffany boxes and send them to her enemies, it’s clearly a subject close to her heart.
Indeed, as the ex X-Factor judge publicised the book she couldn’t help wreaking revenge on Dannii Minogue for daring to look 30 years younger than her on TV: “She wasn’t so much a dim bulb as a bulb in a power cut. F***ing useless,” said the charming Osborne.
She knows who’s good, though: Rachel Weisz. So good she wants the 39-year-old to play her in the film version of her hubby’s life. Because “she’s beautiful”. Don’t be so modest, Sharon.
I know a much bigger Hollywood star who was born to play you: Godzilla.
Like you, highly-paid specialists gave it the head of a Tyrannosaurus, the neck of an Iguanodon, the skin of a crocodile, it emits a strange, ear-splitting wail, is universally-loathed and has no discernible talent other than making people want to rush behind a couch and vomit.
Source: Mirror.co.uk
This would be quite funny but I think it´s just gossip.
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